Front:
Happy Valentine’s Day to my lifetime subscription with really cool policies.
No cancellations. No returns.
Just love… and maybe snacks.
Inside:
See. My actual email conformation. Not A.I.
Lifetime Love Membership
SKU: VDS2601
$3.99Price
A witty, modern Valentine’s Day card for the partner who feels like a forever kind of love. This card blends humor with commitment — perfect for couples who laugh together, snack together, and can’t imagine an unsubscribe button anywhere in sight. Ideal for long-term relationships, marriages, or anyone who wants to say “You’re my person” in a fun, memorable way.

